thenatsdorf:

Derpy hello from derp cat. (via neobow2)

(via memewhore)


rmh8402:

sharkke:

airoehead:

sharkke:

strangerdarkerbetter:

simons-quest:

sharkke:

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

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Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

you’re a genius holy shit

Oh this is awesome thank you!

(via goseeastarwars)


afterlifecrisis:

Anime tits

(via coconutduckbaby)


chrxs-art:

trueautisticaquarius:

icavein:

Thank you clam man

Reblog the encouraging clam man to boost someone’s motivation. You know you wanna.

encouraging clam man is always there for me in my time of need. may he be there in yours as well.

(via unclefather)


moontouched-moogle:

dicksplit:

cracking open a moist one with the bros

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(via borpis)


quiteawfulpretty:

frozencranberries:

Emoji review: Moon Emoji

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Apple: this is a mischievous moon. She wants to cause some trouble. Delightful impish smile. A good start. 9/10

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I don’t like this. I don’t like this at all. This looks like one of those Lenny faces copy pasted onto some Swiss cheese. Bad moon but not horrible 5/10

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Microsoft’s simplistic style isn’t working here. This is no moon. This is a strangely patterned electric socket. 2/10 could be worse

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Oh dear. This isn’t the moon at all! This is a horrible child! 2/10 could still be so much worse

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I don’t hate it! 7/10

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This is so horrible. I feel so angry when I see it. This moon feels nothing, only anger. 2/10

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Kind. Wholesome. Three-dimensional. Refreshing! She’s so good. I want her in the sky. 10/10

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What the FUCK is this

0/10

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -10000000000/10

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This is so good! A calm and peaceful girl. So refreshing. 12/10

Oh I am STIFLING my laughter on the train please help

(via coconutduckbaby)


homo-nerd-grizz:

demonicalamari:

richardalexanderrr:

frozen grape dipped in chilled water

Forbidden dandelion

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(via loracarol)


ampervadasz:

Be free !

Skyscraper looks really good.

(via fartgallery)


stability:

vespertineflora:

[audio transcript]

Woman: He’s fine. He misses you.

Man: Give him my love.

Woman: Will do. 

[woman looks at ridiculous oversized bird]

Woman: SQUAWK

Bird: SQUAWK

THE END

Good to know shitposting has been around since the inception of cinema

(via stanshall)


plimsoll-punk:

surprisebitch:

oddishtea:

I’ve watched this like 30 times and I cant stop laughing aksjska

the girl has big dick energy

she stole all of his dick energy and killed him

(via flyingspaghettimonster123)


officialwadewillson:
“Last day to post this gem
”

officialwadewillson:

Last day to post this gem

(via borpis)


eitherfeline:

tits-n-trix:

Boys will absolutely destroy their living space for a joke and I’m glad they take the time to film it

What ‘Boys Being Boys’ means

(via ephphatha)


updogonline:
“ historycultureeducation:
“My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing
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i really cannot stop thinking about this picture...

updogonline:

historycultureeducation:

My dad on this day 49 years ago, waking up after getting hit in the head with a croquet mallet to find out he was unconscious through the whole moon landing

i really cannot stop thinking about this picture its so so funny

(via ephphatha)


girlwithlandscape:

Watching old episodes of Parts Unknown and being struck by little moments like these. What an extraordinary tragedy.

(via immolatemyself)